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08

The "Sexy" Legend of the Waterbed

A photo-op to sell the "hardside" waterbed, which was the most popular waterbed in the 70s

I was having dinner the other day with my fiance and we started talking about the most random topic: waterbeds. She was telling me how her grandma had one for years growing up. I was in shock. I have never met nor seen someone who actually owned a waterbed.

I can’t even understand why anyone would ever buy one. How is sleeping in that thing comfortable? And if you live in the Midwest, what if the heater goes out when it’s below freezing in winter?

Not to mention that if that damn thing popped or got a hole in it. Bye bye floorboards (Hello Empireeee).

I guess I’m one of the rare ones who doesn’t think that they are practical. Waterbeds were all the rage in the 70s and 80s. This watershed movement (see what I did there?) was at this weird intersection between counterculture and a sexual revolution. Celebrities endorsed it (Hugh Hefner), there were wild marketing stunts and it drove an obsession among Americans who were looking for the next thing that defined them as “cool.”

All thanks to Charles Hall’s masters project at San Francisco State University. That’s not a joke. Hall was the inventor of the waterbed, and he had no idea that his class project would turn into a wonky sexual revolution.

Sleeping on Jell-O

What if I handed you some cornstarch and Jell-O and told you to make a bed out of it? You would think I was nuts. But those were some of the first materials that Charles Hall used in his Industrial Design class in 1968.

The thesis was to improve human comfort, so the first thing that came to Hall’s mind was “Let’s make the world’s most comfortable chair.” Fixing together gelatin and cornstarch, he made himself a chair, but the concept didn’t have any legs…. It started to decompose and emit noxious gas, which freaked him out. At that point it had fused with the ground and he struggled to get it out of his house (only managing to get it to the back porch).

Hall had to go back to the drawing board. He decided it might be best to collaborate with some folks who actually know some things about the human body (smart move, Hall). He did several interviews with medical doctors, trying to understand what materials could make magic happen.

After a bunch of trial and error, he decided to use water instead of goo. He assembled an 8-square foot plastic mattress and filled it with water. And that was the moment. He had a winner.

His class was obsessed with the invention. People stopped working on their own projects and would ride the waves, laying on the new plastic contraption. He called it the “Pleasure Pit” and decided to show it off at the The Cannery art gallery in San Francisco in the summer of 1968. It immediately blew up and was featured in newspapers and magazines across the country. The word was out, waterbeds were the next big thing.

Hall applied for a patent, and to his surprise, was granted it in 1969. Innerspace Environments Inc. was born. They started manufacturing water beds and delivering them in his bulky Rambler station wagon, one by one.

But this is when the story starts to get weird and takes on a mind of its own. Some early adopters really took an interest in what Hall was selling. Bands like Jefferson Airplane and celebrities like Tommy Smothers and Hugh Hefner bought beds from Hall. But you know who else loved them? Nudist colonies. And they bought several from Hall. That was the turning point when waterbeds started to become a cooky cultural phenomenon.

Charles Hall showing off a popular model in the 70s
Innerspace newspaper ad from Charles Hall's first company (70s)

Waterbeds = Sexy?

Charles Hall grew up in the Haight-Ashbury district of San Francisco, which was the exact place where the “Summer of Love” started in 1967. A bunch of hippies converging to Golden Gate park to smoke dope and listen to jams. Not a care in the world. Couple that with Hugh Hefner’s blessing and you’ve got a real waterbed explosion.

Because of Hugh Hefner’s “sex appeal” at the time, waterbeds were catapulted into another stratosphere. Companies used that sex appeal to their advantage, coming up with wild slogans like “Things are better on a waterbed. One of them is sleep.” and “She’ll admire you for your car, she’ll respect you for your position, but she’ll love you for your waterbed.” Yuck haha. But boy did it work.

It fit right in with the counterculture movement. It was new, a novelty, and non-conforming unlike the normal beds (which folks hilariously started to call “dead beds”).

Time magazine in 1971 caught wind of the growing popularity: “In Manhattan, the waterbed display at Bloomingdale’s department store for a while was a popular singles meeting place. Sears, Roebuck and Holiday Inns are eyeing the beds, and Lake Tahoe’s Kings Castle Hotel has already installed them in luxury suites.”

Marketing departments also had some serious fun with waterbeds, leaning into the symbol of sex, drugs, and rock n’ roll lifestyle. Waterbed manufacturers like Wet Dream, Joyapeutic Water Beds, and Water Works started to pop up. The competition was so fierce that stores even had to host outlandish events to get folks in the door and sell them.

Denny Boyd, who was once the president of the Waterbed Manufacturers Association remembers hosting a pajama party sales event at his stores. Customers would show up in crazy sleepwear like nighties and G-strings (yes, G-strings) while the store served wine and cheese and stayed open till 3 or 4 am. And this happened often.

By 1987 the waterbed business was booming. It made up 22% of all mattress sales in the U.S., making it a nearly $2 billion industry.

Watching it go down the drain

So what happened to the waterbed?

People attribute its demise to many things. But the overall consensus is that it was high maintenance and heavy… really freaking heavy.

The problem was that it jacked up your heating bill. You had to heat it in the winter to make the waterbed even usable. Otherwise, you’d be dealing with a 30-degree block of ice (and some people would get hypothermia if the bed was too cold).

Not to mention if you ever got a hole in it, water would get everywhere and you’d have to repair it. And the cost to fix it simply wasn’t worth it. Not to mention the hassle of filling it up in the first place. You had to drag a garden hose into your house, fill that bad boy up, and hope you didn’t mess up and end up with a soaked bedroom.

By the time the 90s rolled around the counterculture generation had grown up. They had families, kids, and moved into their own homes. The sexual revolution started to feel played out. The combination of those triggered a fast decline in waterbed sales and the writing was on the wall.

This is when Tempur-Pedic swooped in. They were working on some new tech (like memory foam) and started creating ads that exposed the downsides of waterbeds. They claimed to offer better comfort, without the hassle. On top of that, there were so many waterbed accidents that destroyed homes that insurance companies started to refuse coverage for water damage that was caused by waterbeds. Apartment leases even started to put a “NO WATERBEDS” clause in the contracts.

The death of the waterbed was swift.

A mattress store where UCLA students tried to break a Guinness record for the most people on a single waterbed (1976)

Parlour's perspective

Waterbeds will always have a place in our culture's heart. What’s funny about this fad is that it shows that no matter how quirky the idea is, America will always love and rally around a novelty. A deviation from the norm. Something outside of the box.

Our culture has always been pro-invention, embracing early adoption. We love what’s new, and we're a society that is known for overconsuming. We gravitate towards exclusivity. It’s in our blood. The waterbed movement is a mirror of who we are as a society.

Will we ever ride the waterbed wave again? Probably not. But will we always remember them? Absolutely.

Stories from the wild (Reddit)

We posted an old waterbed ad in the r/nostalgia subreddit and it exploded. Some people shared the most wild stories in the comments about their experiences with waterbeds. We highlighted some that we found absolutely hilarious:

“My parents had one in the late 70’s. My dad was taking a nap one day, and somehow the bed frame broke. Apparently the entire thing rolled onto the floor and obviously took him with it. He ended up under the giant water balloon. He said it was so difficult to get out from under it, that for a brief moment he thought he was going to die. They ended up getting a normal mattress after that.”
“I loved mine too I had one when I was 15 - 17 it was amazing until the heater went out I woke up one morning and I could barely move everything in my body hurt so bad I couldn’t even bend my arms and legs correctly that was the end of the water bed “ note it failed during winter and our heating sucked my bed went to like 45 degrees”
“I remember my parents had one in the 1970s. The heater element broke , Dad had to syphon out the water using a garden hose out of the bedroom window to replace the heater element because the blatter was heavy.

A year later there was a pinhole leak, Dad had to syphon out the water again with the garden hose out the bedroom window again to be able to patch the pinhole.”

Thanks for reading!

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